Overlooked: The Best Missed Connections of the Week

This week seems to be the week for cyber-hitting on everybody! Your hairdresser, your psychology TA, a mother with her child, the UPS guy on the highway, the girl by the pool with a perfect nose…

UPS driver on 395 that almost rear ended someone… – m4m – 28 (Arlington)
Reply to: pers-835729588@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-10, 5:41PM EDT

Looking for the UPS driver on 395 that almost rear ended someone while we were checking eachother out. You were very hot man… hit me up and tell me specifically where we were to prove its you. Would love to meet up for some fun!!
    * Location: Arlington

Excuse me, but your missed connection moment almost ended in someone getting hurt!

MILF at olney mcdonalds – m4w (olney)
Reply to: pers-835124644@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-10, 10:45AM EDT

saw u yesterday but you were with ur kid and sounded like it was his first day at school u were both eating happy meals with choc milk……i wanna make u happy with a better lunch and see where it goes

nothing better then a hottie in sexy jeans and heels then seeing you jump in ur honda minivan
    * Location: olney

Hottest mom-car on the market: the Honda minivan.

You cut my hair today – m4w – 27 (Tysons Corner)
Reply to: pers-831670454@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-07, 6:33PM EDT

Your name starts with an S. I came in and we talked about my moving down here from New York. You live in Alexandria. I should have asked for your phone number, but I have a girlfriend back in New York. I don’t see her much and it’s not even much of a relationship, but for some reason I felt funny about trying to get to know you some more. If you read this and are still interested please send me an email. I think we would really like each other. Send your name in the email.
    * Location: Tysons Corner

Telling your stylist about your girlfriend back home probably isn’t the best way to hit on her…just a thought.

vienna metro – you had your eyes closed and flirting – m4w – 30 (Vienna)
Reply to: pers-828279827@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-05, 9:27AM EDT

From Rossyln to Vienna metro we were sitting by the doors facing each other. Your eyes were closed and you had really sensual expressions on your face. When you opened your eyes it seemed like you were either flirting with me, or annoyed and trying to avoid eye contact. We both got off at Vienna metro, and I wish I had stopped to talk with you. email me in unlikely chance that you use craigslist, and read this.
xoxo, your secret lover
        * Location: Vienna

What face could she possibly have been making if you couldn’t tell whether she was flirting or annoyed? xoxo, Gossip Girl

TA for my Psych Class – m4w (G’town)
Reply to: pers-826111857@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-03, 8:17PM EDT

Wow, you’re extremely cute. Would it be unethical to ask you out? Rather, if I asked you out, would it be unethical for you to accept? I think we’re actually about the same age, and I promise I’m not just looking to get an A.    
    * Location: G’town

Hot for teacher!

Lauren at the pool – m4w
Reply to: pers-825180181@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-03, 10:38AM EDT

You have a perfect nose.

I don’t know who you are, but you are hilarious. I just hope this was meant to be funny…

girl in grey pressed dress – m4w – 25 (White Flint metro 5:10 pm)
Reply to: pers-827826872@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-04, 9:52PM EDT

I had the pleasure and privelege to follow you down the escalator. You have one of the nicest bodies and legs I have ever seen. You are truly a stunner. I enjoyed the minute I got to walk behind you.

Now wasn’t that the creepiest thing you’ve read in a while?
     * Location: White Flint metro 5:10 pm

Sadly, this isn’t anywhere near being the creepiest post I’ve come across on Craigslist.

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